What’s The Big Pumpkin Deal?

It’s the year 2023. AI is pissing off everyone. So why is it, that we as a society, still have to pretend that pumpkin is only achievable in the “autumn”?

First of all, I’m a big pumpkin fan. Second of all, we have the technology, people! There’s literally no point in not having pumpkin flavored everything all year long. Do you think that they are actually using real pumpkin at the Pop-Tarts factory? I mean, I haven’t Googled it and I’ll feel awesome if they were because they’re fucking delicious, but I gotta tell ya that I highly doubt it. So, humanity has the capabilities to make things taste like pumpkin whenever they want. Why do they only do it when it’s October? So fucking annoying.

I know that the most basic bitch answer is always the correct answer in this shithole greed driven country; Market manipulation, supply and demand, blah blah blah.

Greed is boring. I need to go to a place where I find better inspiration.

Also tho, we should have pumpkin shit all year.

Keep your seasons in order. Buy the Tiny Task Book for ADHD and keep track of your life in your own way.