Before you shop…

I am not a factory, I am merely a fairly attractive, middle aged woman. The HANDMADE products will not be without their minor flaws. I wouldn’t sell ya something that was totally fucked up, as I take pride in my work, but if things seem a little rough around the edges, that’s just the uniqueness that comes with my loving touch. If you’re unhappy with any handmade product, you have 3 days to request a refund or else forever hold your peace.